Monday, March 7, 2011

Last night revealed something very important: always open your mail.

After opening the stack of mail my mother brought to me over holiday I found something from DPS in the state of Texas. My license has been suspended. For some VERY odd reason, I'm not really freaked out by this. (like I should be)
In any case, had I opened my mail on time I would have realized that the whole "Don't Mess With Texas" slogan was in fact very true and also applied TO Texans, not everyone else AND that taxes are a big deal too.
Apparently, even if you make like... NO MONEY but still have a job, you have to do something with your taxes. According to Suzanna I have to file something. Who knows? Well, long story short, didn't open that mail either and am in trouble for that as well.
Becoming an adult is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I suppose it could be much worse. I suppose I could be in jail. That would be really terrible. Until I get all my "business with Texas" worked out I'll just lay low for a while and continue hiding from my criminal record here at good 'ol Oklahoma Christian! Spring Break should be interesting. Maybe my next blog post will be about my new friends I met in the joint while doin my time! (sounds pretty hardcore.)

1 comment:

  1. i hope you go to jail. not because i want you locked away...but it would be very comical.